birdydraper:

dont expect anything ever because you will get disappointed and die

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carolsroom:

nevver:

LIST OF PARAPHILIAS / community’s substructure “perversion”

Abasiophilia: love of (or sexual attraction to) people who use leg braces or other orthopaedic appliances 
Acousticophilia: sexual arousal from certain sounds 
Acrotomophilia: love of (or sexual attraction to) amputees 
Agalmatophilia: sexual attraction to statues or mannequins or immobility 
Algolagnia: sexual pleasure from pain 
Amaurophilia: sexual arousal by a partner whom one is unable to see due to artificial means, such as being blindfolded or having sex in total darkness. (See: sensory deprivation) 
Andromimetophilia: love of women dressed as men 
Apodysophilia: desire to undress, see also nudism 
Apotemnophilia: desire to have (or sexual arousal from having) a healthy appendage (limb, digit, or male genitals) amputated 
Aquaphilia: arousal from water and/or in watery environments, including bathtubs or swimming pools 
Aretifism: sexual attraction to people who are without footwear, in contrast to retifism 
Asphyxiophilia: sexual attraction to asphyxia; also called breath control play; including autoerotic asphyxiation; see medical warnings 
Autogynephilia: love of oneself as a woman (also see Blanchard, Bailey, and Lawrence theory for discussion on controversy) 
Biastophilia: sexual pleasure from committing rape 
Celebriphilia: pathological desire to have sex with a celebrity. 
Coprophilia: sexual attraction to (or pleasure from) feces 
Crush fetish: sexual arousal from seeing small creatures being crushed by members of the opposite sex, or being crushed oneself 
Dacryphilia: sexual pleasure in eliciting tears from others or oneself 
Dendrophilia: sexual attraction to trees and other large plants, popularized by the movie “Superstar” with Molly Shannon 
Diaper fetishism: sexual arousal from diapers 
Emetophilia (a.k.a. vomerophilia): sexual attraction to vomit 
Ephebophilia (a.k.a. hebephilia): sexual attraction towards adolescents 
Eproctophilia: sexual attraction to flatulence 
Exhibitionism: sexual arousal through sexual behavior in view of third parties (also includes the recurrent urge or behavior to expose one’s genitals to an unsuspecting person, known as indecent exposure) 
Faunoiphilia: sexual arousal from watching animals mate 
Fetishism: is the use of non-sexual or nonliving objects or part of a person’s body to gain sexual excitement. Examples include: 
Balloon fetishism — breast fetishism — foot fetishism (podophilia) — fur fetishism — leather fetishism — lipstick fetishism — medical fetishism — panty fetishism — robot fetishism — rubber fetishism — shoe fetishism — smoking fetishism — spandex fetishism — dental braces fetishism — transvestic fetishism (see below) 
Frotteurism: sexual arousal from the recurrent urge or behavior of touching or rubbing against a nonconsenting person 
Galactophilia: sexual attraction to human milk or lactating women (incorrect term) 
Gerontophilia: sexual attraction towards the elderly 
Haematophilia: sexual attraction involving blood (either on a sex partner/attractive person or the liquid itself; not to be confused with haemophilia, a genetic disorder of the blood) 
Harpaxophilia: sexual arousal from being the victim of a robbery or burglary 
Hematolagnia: sexual attraction to blood 
Hybristophilia: sexual arousal to people who have committed crimes, in particular cruel or outrageous crimes 
Infantilism: sexual pleasure from dressing, acting, or being treated as a baby 
Katoptronophilia: sexual arousal from having sex in front of mirrors. 
Klismaphilia: sexual pleasure from enemas 
Lust murder: sexual arousal through committing murder 
Macrophilia: sexual attraction to larger people and large things (including larger body organs such as breasts and genitalia) 
Maiesiophilia: sexual attraction to childbirth or pregnant women 
Masochism: is the recurrent urge or behavior of wanting to be humiliated, beaten, bound, or otherwise made to suffer 
Microphilia: sexual attraction to smaller people and things of smaller size 
Mysophilia: sexual attraction to soiled, dirty, foul or decaying material 
Necrophilia: sexual attraction to corpses 
Necrozoophilia: sexual attraction to the corpses or killings of animals (also known as necrobestiality) 
Nepiophilia: the same as infantophilia sexual attraction to children between the age of 0 - 3 yrs. 
Pedophilia: sexual attraction to prepubescent children (British spelling: paedophilia) 
Phalloorchoalgolagnia: sexual arousal by the experiencing of painful stimuli being administered to the male genitals. 
Pictophilia: sexual attraction to pictorial pornography/erotic art 
Plushophilia: sexual attraction to stuffed toys or people in animal costume, such as theme park characters
Pyrophilia: sexual arousal through watching, setting, hearing/talking/fantasizing about fire 
Retifism: sexual arousal from shoes 
Sadism: sexual arousal from giving pain 
Schediaphilia (aka Toonophilia): love (or sexual arousal) to cartoon characters/situations 
Sitophilia: sexual arousal from food 
Somnophilia: sexual arousal from sleeping or unconscious people 
Spectrophilia: sexual attraction to ghosts 
Telephone scatologia: being sexually aroused by making obscene telephone calls 
Teratophilia: sexual attraction to deformed or monstrous people 
Transformation fetish: sexual arousal from depictions of transformations of people into objects or other beings 
Transvestic fetishism: is a sexual attraction towards the clothing of the opposite gender (also known as transvestitism) 
Trichophilia: love (or sexual arousal) from hair 
Urolagnia: sexual attraction to urine 
Vorarephilia: sexual attraction to being eaten by, and/or eating, another person or creature 
Voyeurism: sexual arousal through watching others having sex (also includes the recurrent urge or behavior to observe an unsuspecting person who is naked, disrobing or engaging in sexual activities, see peeping tom) 
Xenophilia: sexual attraction to foreigners (in science fiction, can also mean sexual attraction to aliens) 
Zoophilia: emotional or sexual attraction to animals 
Zoosadism: the sexual enjoyment of causing pain and suffering to animals 
via Vengetext

All are very interesting (I probably have around 3, not the harmful ones!) … but Harpaxophilia has gotta be the most outrageous!

the-hau5-cat:

I want sex and a new tattoo.

Okay?

Okay.

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